Get it together

Skills to drink the bills


I'm guessing this took a lot of practice.

I'm in love!

What a hunk of steaming man's man


Smile ... No matter what









Cosmic Correction


The New York Giants have fixed whatever has been wrong in the universe that allowed this ridiculous run by the Massholes. And it extends way beyond football, so brace yourself. You had a nice little run up there, but it's over.

NYC BABY!

Pakistan airlines ad, 1979



WOW

Ike 'beats' Tina to death

Who is the genius copy editor at the New York Post who penned this gem? Here's a link to some of the best tabloid headlines.



IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH

Reuters

December 13, 2007 -- LOS ANGELES - Rock 'n' roll pioneer Ike Turner, who rose to fame in the 1950s and became a star performing with his ex-wife, Tina Turner, has died at age 76, said an official with the performer's management company.

"Ike Turner passed away this morning. He was at his home," in San Marcos, Calif., in the suburbs of San Diego, said Scott Hanover, of Thrill Entertainment.

Hanover could not provide any information about the cause of death.

Turner helped pioneer rock 'n' roll in 1951, when his band, The Kings of Rhythm, recorded the song "Rocket 88," a tune widely regarded as the first record in the genre's earliest days.

As a guitarist and pianist, Turner played with the likes of B.B. King, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters and Willie Dixon in the 1950s.

He married Annie Mae Bullock in 1958. She subsequently changed her name to Tina, and they enjoyed such hits as "River Deep, Mountain High," "Proud Mary" and "Nutbush City Limits."

The pair won a Grammy in 1972 for "Proud Mary," and earlier this year Ike Turner was awarded again with the record industry's top honor for his traditional blues album, "Risin' with the Blues."

After his and Tina Turner's 1976 divorce, Ike Turner was crippled by a cocaine addiction and was widely vilified in the mid-'80s as Tina Turner mounted a huge comeback and said she had suffered abuse and humiliation at his hand.